Picturing yourself on a seaworthy vessel of your own? Try our somewhat-serious tips to help you name the boat.
How to name a boat:
Select your favorite 90's hip-hop reference: Mo Money Mo Problems, Ruff Rider...
2. Demonstrate how your love for the sea is really symptomatic of your inability to commit: Wanderlust, Escape Route, Float A Loan, Always Runnin'.
3. Focus on how your boat will help you get out of the rat race: Knot On-Call, Knot Working, Plan B, Second Chance, Endless Summer.
4. Combine your love of the sea with your love of alcohol: Boatweiser, Happy Hours, Aquaholic, Cruisin' and Brewsin'.
5. Pick your favorite movie and adjust the name to a sea-worthy reference: Wave Runner, Dances with Waves, The Cod Father.
6. Worst come to worst, pick any of a variety of combinations of colors (blue, green, black, white) and sea creatures, real or imagined (dolphin, mermaid, pearl, loch ness monster...)
